These are the year's best from satirical mag
The Onion. Props to the
Guardian for sending them to my inbox.
Man With Apple Hovering In Front Of Face Sues René Magritte's Estate
New VH1 Show Cancelled For Not Being Pathetic Enough
Woman Profoundly Moved By Lyrics Artist Put Zero Time Or Effort Into
Black Guy Asks Nation For Change
'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
Powerful 'His And Hers' Towel Lobby Stalls Gay Marriage Legislation
MTV Movie Awards Snubs Director Jonas Mekas Yet Again
Commas, Turning Up, Everywhere
Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequences
History Doomed To Repeat Itself, Reports Man Who Just Dropped Food On Pants