Pass the Thesaurus

I can't believe the amount of media coverage given to the announcement that 'w00t' is the word of the year.

Who bloody cares!

Why can't the eggheads who come up with this stuff put their brains to better use?

I know, how 'bout we get them to find replacements for what I consider to be three of the most unattractive yet overused used words of the year:

Content

Device

User

Anyone got any other suggestions?