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I saw a beatifully understated poster in the window of a BMW dealer the other day.

It read: It’s not just how fast you go, it’s how you go fast.

Classic BMW.

Sadly the wowsers don't agree.

The poster has just been banned by the Advertising Standards Board (ASB) for referring to speed.

A spokesman for BMW said, "Our intention was to show that when buying a powerful car, acceleration should not be the only consideration,”

Like I said, classic BMW.

What a pity the humourless folk at the ASB didn't agree.