Time to stock up on the fake tan

Unless your name is something along the lines of Nobby or Droga a trip to Cannes can be pretty pricey. Especially if you come home empty handed.

So why not stay home, catch a bit of footy on the telly and Pretend Cannes instead at the MADC Cannes Prediction Lunch.

It's on Friday 16 June at The Blvd Bar on Southbank. Tix and info from the MADC website.